Tuesday, March 3, 2009

That Feking Easter Bunny!!!!!!!!!!!

So I survived Christmas!! I survived a trip out of province!! I survived Valentine's Day AND I EVEN SURVIVED MY F'ING BIRTHDAY!!!!!! What got me????????? THAT FEKING EASTER BUNNY!!!!!


This is my confession y'all!!!!

Yesterday I stopped in at a grocery store to pick up a few things and it's everywhere!!! Easter colours...there's always been something about Easter colours and decorations that send tingles down my spine!! I know what it is, it's the CHOCOLATE!!! THE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!
Anyway, I resisted, got my groceries and went about my business.

Forgive me "trainer" for I have sinned....
Well today, I needed "something" from the Pharmacy...you know, the stuff all us women need to pick up on a monthly basis...damn crappy, crap!!! Yes, I am a bit moody today, but I digress.
Anyhoo, wouldn't you know that as soon as I walked into that pharmacy, I bump into MR Bunny and all his wonderful chocolate eggs and chocolate bunny and chicken friends looking all great and tasty. "No Joania, ignore the chocolate, get what you came for and go back to the car!!"

I managed to some how make it to the cash register, payed the bill and grabbed my bag which the nice cashier packed and handed to me! "Have a good day!" she said, as I hopped into the car where my son and husband were waiting!! My husband dropped us off and went back to work. My son and I went on in the house. He went immediately to his toys as I proceeded to unpack my bag from the pharmacy!!
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! WHAT IS THIS DOING IN HERE??!?!?!" see pictures below...
If you noticed from the second picture, the bag is opened, and if the bag is opened, you can bet your last dollar, that a few are missing!! YES!! I HAD 4 OF THOSE WONDERFUL LITTLE MISERABLY DELICIOUS EGGS!!! 4 OF THEM!! IT'S ALMOST LIKE I COULDN'T STOP MYSELF AS I FEVERISHLY UNWRAPPED EACH COLOURFUL FOIL!! THEY WERE SOOOOOOOOOOOO SWEET, BUT ENJOYABLE NONTHELESS!!! OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE CHOCOLATE!! I LOVE CHOCOLATE!! OH CRAP, REALITY....JOURNEY...DIET......
I decided to come and write about this, so I could get a hold of myself and get back on track here!! But here's the problem, "THEY'RE NOW IN MY HOUSE!!!!" I've got to get rid of them...but my son loves them...can't keep 'em here...just can't!!! oh what to do...garbage..i'll throw them out....okay....yeah..I'll throw them out. Yeah, that's what I'll do..okay..I'll come back on later!!
I knew it would happen sooner or later but I just never knew how it would happen and here we are !!! Oh well.....
Until next time...

Joania (2KMINE!!!)

5 comments:

Shannon said...

I use chocolate to potty train madi and in nice pretty colors is great motivation!! dont throw them out motivation for potty training - its no biggie

Serendipity said...

dude! you could have least gorged on 'real chocolate!' go to the holistic health shop on riverside and ask for their 'chocolate'. this stuff is 2$ a piece, but it isn't made with sugar, chocolate, carob, milk...it's all natural, beet root blah blah.
once you try it, you'll wonder why you were eating the other crap. and i'm including 'godiva' chocolates in that mix...

Lagana Fitness said...

Joania, you stopped at 4 ! Congrats!! Most people would have ate the whole bag. Get rid of the chocolate.. it's gross and there's worms inside the eggs. Really at this point, the choc messed more with your head then your body. So, no big deal, just don't dwell on what happened.. chuck the garbage out and delete this post!! It never happened.... LOL :-)

Marisa (Trim The Fat) said...

I think you did great only eating 4!! those babies are addictive! Don't worry about; you're doing great!!

Patricia London Smith said...

Four eggs are FOUR-GIVABLE!!!

You are a human being! Just jump back on the wagon of your disciplined way of life and then FOUR-GET this minor transgression!

You have been and will continue to do a fantastic job!

Remember, you rock and just get back at it! Big hug and smooches...

Patricia :D